So now I’m trying to think of what I can offer to help this possibility turn into reality. Well, I don’t have the sort of money necessary to help fund, you know, film features. But let’s see. What can I offer in lieu of moolah… I suppose just my brute strength? If necessary, I will act as a human donkey and haul equipment anywhere they need me to. Also, I don’t own a rickshaw, but I could construct a sort of carrier for cast and crew out of a garbage can lid (where the member of the cast or crew will plant their bum) and two lengths of rope (taken from the unused swings at my apartment complex’s playground). Or, should the cast’s shoe budget—if there is such a thing—be too low, I’d be more than happy to chop off my abundant hair and wrap the feet of the Nathan Fillion, Summer Glau, Adam Baldwin, etc. with my kinky strands. I don’t think that would be weird in the least. I think that would be most helpful.
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February 1st, 2008 at 11:24 pm
I dunno. Alan Tudyk’s already been somewhat admonished once for getting fan’s hopes up about a sequel, so i’d have to get it straight from the horses mouth. The horse in this case would be Joss Whedon
But I too love Firefly and have way too much hair, so just let me know if that feet wrapping thing ever happens!
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:57 pm
This rant is a thing of beauty