For decades the debate has roared from camps in favor of the blue boyscout and the dark knight. Frank Miller pitted these titans of the tabloid against each other in The Dark Knight Returns to no clear end. Loeb and Lee tried again in Hush, with the world’s greatest detective gaining a slight upper hand. Now the battle has been taken to the Illusion Community Forums in Batman vs Superman THE POLL! Can Batman’s keen intellect and understanding of superman’s weaknesses overcome the brute strength of Superman? Have fanboys and fangirls forgotten that Superman is also a super-genius? The world is watching as these potent publishing icons prepare for the poll. Vote, post and enjoy some Thanksgiving Turkey.
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April 8th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Batman can never beat Superman in a fight. Ever. Not with 10 Million years of one sided prep, 20 times his normal resources, and 50 clones of himself made entirely out of Kryptonite as backup. Never. Ever.
Maybe if we spot him a 5D Imp’s power or maybe if Superman is already dead when Batman gets there. But even then the odds are still shit.
Cause it’s Superman. @#$%ING SUPERMAN!
Batman wouldnt’ have time to THINK “I’m Batman.” before Superman hits him with the @#$%ing Moon. Batman couldn’t make a move against Superman before he heat visions him into little pieces and feeds him to the chickens at the Kent farm. The synapses in Batman’s brain wouldnt’ have time to fire before Superman rips out his brain, surgically implants his brain into a toaster, and marries him to a gorilla.
Cause he’s Superman, and Batman isn’t. And nothing will ever close that gap.